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Leaving China

So, my time in China is nearly up. My computer desktop is counting down by the second. I'll fight with the Great Firewall of China one last time to capture what the last few months have been like. So here goes:

The view of trees and waterway from the Microsoft office in Zizhu. Trees!
When I came back, I could see trees. Elizabeth Montgomery's character, Sayward Luckett Wheeler, in The Awakening Land got it right when she said, "This place needs trees."

Overall, May was a beautiful month in China. It made up for the lack of color during winter.
Tingting and Brandon. Tingting is a Chinese language teacher. Ni De Kuzi Zhao Huo Le
I finished language lessons in May, which added yet another language I can warn people about conflagrations.

Most importantly, I am now capable of making completely nonsensical phrases. For instance, not knowing how to say "air conditioning," I asked a driver to "Please make on the iced electric wind." Surprisingly, it worked.
The evil Cheetos. Beware! Don't eat the Cheetos
When I was in search of life sustaining junk food, I thought I could depend on Cheetos. Wrong!

They replaced cheesy goodness with meat flavors. It's vile.

The Doritos are okay (Stephen Colbert will be happy).
The longest oversea bridge. Longest Oversea Bridge
In May, our team went on a morale trip and went over the newly opened bridge connecting Shanghai with Hangzhou--the longest oversea bridge in the world. It was so long that I fell asleep while crossing it.
DevDiv China on a team outting to Wuxie. Visiting Wuxie and Xiaoshing
Our team trip over a weekend in May took us to Wuxie National Park and Xiaoshing, childhood home of Luqun.

I liked Wuxie--it was a great park. It's also where socks are made. The ones you're wearing now were probably made here.
The dinner party at Jade on 36. One of the Best Restaurants Ever
I've been to a lot of nice restaurants, but Jade on 36 is easily one of the best. The staff was friendly and not pretentious. Most of all the food was fun.

I've already gone twice, and I'm sure to go again whenever I visit in the future.
The crowd preparing to see the Olympic Torch Relay in Shanghai. The Olympic Torch Relay
Shortly after the Sichuan Earthquake, the torch relay passed through Shanghai. Bruce, Pung, and I got up early to join the crowds, which were chanting Zhong Guo Jia You ("Go China!").

Sadly, the excitement didn't bear fruit. We watched the torch go by in a van in a motorcade.
Brandon at the top of a pagoda in Suzhou. Visiting Suzhou
I was told that Suzhou is the "Venice of China." It is not.

Still, this was a beautiful place and well worth the day trip. With this, I've now visited five provinces in China... more than most Chinese people.
The canal in Beijing with bars along it. Back to Beijing
In early June, I went back to Beijing for work. This time the air quality was much better.

I also got to see the less touristy aspects of the city. We did go to a cool canal that was lined with bars... though each bar specialized in a single brand of beer which surprisingly isn't as cool as it sounds.
The Arfican animal display in the Shanghai Science and Technology Museum. I Love this Museum
If I didn't have a great career in software, I would want to be a curator for a museum like the Shanghai Science and Technology Museum. I want to live there.
Plastic bags were banned in China as of June 1, 2008. Plastic Bags Are Still Here
Leading up to the plastic bag ban in China, I was wondering how it would happen. Putting things in plastic bags was practically a reflex for shop keepers.

It happened though. Plastic bags are still here, but they have to be bought. Apparently, this put 20,000 people out a job.
A Texas restaurant in China. Just a Few Miles West of Texas
I've now been to a number of Texan restaurants in China, and of course the quality ranges. But overall, it's actually better than Seattle.

I still think seeing a waitress in China dressed in the Texas flag is highly amusing.
I have no pictures of this event... for a good reason. The Taxi Ride from Hell
While in Beijing, I observed road rage. Fortunately, I was surrounded by others and people were there to keep things from escalating.

I wasn't so lucky last weekend. Between the rain and the normal anti-social driving practices my taxi nearly missed a collision (aka would not let another cut in). When the cars came to a stop the other driver came over and pulled my taxi driver out of the car and started kicking him. If this were in the U.S., it would be felony assault. Being alone and not being able to do anything made the situation horrific.
Kung Fu Panda is a great movie. You should see it. Panda Bears!
One thing I really wanted to do while here was to go see the panda bears near Chengdu. That became impossible after the earthquake. So... I will come back some day.

I finally went to a movie theater to see Kung Fu Panda. Movie theaters assign seats. It was great seeing this movie here in China. The animators got so much of the scenery and architecture right. I love this movie!
Brandon and his PM team before leaving China to return to the United States. Saying Good Bye
This last week has been filled with good bye dinners. Here's a picture of my PM team.

Posted at Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:47:28 GMT | Comments

Happy Birthday Konna!

Konna wondering why she is not being offered a treat.Today is a wonderful day. It is Cornell University's 143rd birthday. Shockingly, that's not the most important birthday... it's Konna's birthday.

I credit her good health to Zesto's ice cream. There's on in Seattle on the corner of NW 15th and 65th NW in Ballard in case you want to discover this miracle food. Apparently, she was also allowed to sit on a couch for her birthday.

In her old age, she no longer smiles at cameras because they are not food. Still, she is the the cutest thing ever. After last year's scare, I'm ever so thankful to still have Konna around.

I'm still trying to convince my sister to assign Konna to the seat next to me at her wedding reception.


Posted at Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:42:21 GMT | Comments

The 17,000 Mile Trip

Kate and Gilbert (with Brandon) at their wedding reception. I'm here in the United States for another visit. The challenge of this trip is definitely to see as many friends as possibly can within two weeks.

The first reason for the trip was a wedding at Cornell. Congratulations Kate and Gilbert. It was fantastically fun getting to see all of my friends from college. I'm also impressed with how Kate and Gilbert made the wedding there own--I'm not sure I'll hear video game music at anyone else's music.

Mallory and Brandon on top of Mt. Philo. After the reunion wedding, I drove east to see my college roommate then pressed on to Vermont to see Mallory. Vermont is awesome... everyone should visit! The days in Vermont were incredibly relaxing. For Mallory's birthday, we "hiked" up Mt. Philo and emailed Justin and Maggie from the top. It was great celebrating together.

Then for my birthday, I bid farewell to Mallory (for a few days) and flew back to Redmond. So I had a 27-hour birthday. Justin and Maggie threw an ice cream party for me, with some homemade ice cream.

And Thursday was really cool. As I started my search for a new job, I discovered I'm actually good at networking. The day kept getting better. I'm setup for another great week before the next wedding, when I'll be able to say Congratulations Josh and Dana. Then I go back to China for the last stretch of my fellowship assignment.


Posted at Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:32:54 GMT | Comments

Greetings from Beijing

Mom and I in front of the Forbidden City.
Mom and I in front of the Temple of Heaven.
Mom and I at the Great Wall of China.
Mom and I at the Summer Palace.
At the beginning of April, my mom came to visit me in China. Yay!!!

Actually, it really wasn't a vacation as much as an extended shopping trip with something worth seeing sprinkled here and there. In Shanghai, we made several trips to the fabric market and to the silk store. Best of all, I finally had someone to go to great restaurants with. We went to Jean-George (amazing) and M on the Bund (no need to ever go back).

Of course, the big part of the trip was Beijing. We spent three days touring around the city with a private tour guide and driver. I love this tour company. Over the four days, we saw:
  • Tiananmen Square: Well known location next to the seat of the government.
  • The Forbidden City: Also known as the summer palace. This is where the emperor lived--it was forbidden for the common people to enter.
  • Another Silk Factory: More silk to purchase.
  • The Temple of Heaven: We got to stand on the Heavenly Center Stone.
  • A Tea House: It was a very fast tea ceremony, but only so we would have more time to buy tea.
  • Peking Opera House: We had extra time, so we looked at the ancient opera house without having to watch an opera.
  • Acrobat Show: It was the second acrobat show I saw within a week. The acrobat show in Shanghai was a bit better.
  • A Cloisonné Factory: Yes, more stuff to buy.
  • The Ming Tomb: More buildings.
  • A Jade Factory: Amazingly, my mom resisted the urge to buy something.
  • The Sacred Way: A nice leisurely jaunt with statues to look at along the way. This is where funeral processions for emperors happened.
  • The Great Wall: We went to the Ju Yong Guan section. It was a nice hike.
  • A Chinese Pharmacy: We got foot massages, and someone looked at our tongues.
  • Guo Han Hotel: We had Peking Duck, which isn't all that good in my opinion.
  • The Summer Palace: Great place! This is the place I'd recommend seeing.
  • The Drum Tower: And with a concert!
  • Rickshaw ride of the Hutong neighborhood: I finally got to ride a rickshaw (though it wasn't quite what I imagined). We also got to visit a Chinese family to learn about their life.

And now for the pollution report: the entire time I was in Beijing, I had a sore throat. I thought it was a cold, but it didn't work like a cold. By the time I left Beijing, I was planning to go to a hospital because I couldn't swallow. As soon as I left, it went away. So... good luck Olympic athletes, you'll need it. Please don't die.


Posted at Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:59:15 GMT | Comments

Happy Tomb Sweeping Day

Today is a holiday in China... and it couldn't have come at a better time. While the last few weeks have been more exciting than usual, it's nice to have a break. Sadly, I was unable to find either a broom or a tomb to really celebrate the holiday. I'm sure China will forgive me.

For the last two weeks, we have had a parade of general managers and other Microsofty dignitaries visit. Dinner with each visitor has been nice, though I'm definitely ready to stop eating Chinese food... the adventurous variety is too much sometimes.

And with the last visitor, I was able to join on a tour of Shanghai. Surprisingly, most of the places visited were still new to me. With the Parallel Computing Platform GM came an entourage of people. It was quite fun to be around them for a few days, and with my former manager.

I probably won't get to post again for a few days (thanks to the Great Firewall). It should be fun though--my mother is here visiting, and I finally have someone to take to a great restaurants and landmarks.

George, Brandon, Pung, and Jim out for dinner at Zen in Xintiandi.
The DevDiv China leadership team with Jason Zander and Larry Sullivan for dinner.
The PCP entourage and Brandon at the Yuyuan Garden.

Posted at Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:27:16 GMT | Comments

The First Rule of Pillow Fight is...

Pillow fight action in Shanghai.
World Pillow Fight Day in Shanghai, group photo.

Saturday was World Wide Pillow Fight day. I participated in the Shanghai pillow fight by first making my first trip to IKEA in fifteen years (I needed a cheap pillow). Who knew a pillow fight could be so much fun!

In Seattle... The news has been covered by last week's Flash Mob Pillow Fight that left feathers covering a city park. Cries of vandalism by the mayor started to put a damper on the international pillow fight. Fortunately, the pillow fight club proactively worked with the city and called a truce. So pillow fighting in Seattle can happily continue.

In Beijing... The pillow fight organized for the World Wide Pillow Fight was broken up by the police. With all the unrest in China, having an organized group of (mostly) expats isn't particularly welcomed by the government.

In Shanghai... Last year's pillow fight took place in Time Square, and did ultimately draw the attention of the police. This year, the organizing group for Shanghai, Bad Cat Productions, located it on a field at the Shanghai Sculpture Space. Even with rain, nearly seventy people showed up. Luckily, there were no police.

What a great way to meet new people! Pillow fights took place in more than thirty cities worldwide. More pictures and videos are shared in the March collection of Shanghai pictures.


Posted at Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:15:21 GMT | Comments

Best Weekend Ever

It's been a week since March 14 to March 16, but I still think it was my favorite weekend I've ever had. Even though I was in the U.S. for only three days, it felt like weeks.

Friday was the second annual ditch day. Again, Brad, Tammy, and I went to Stevens Pass joined by Mallory. The day was relaxing and completely enjoyable. While it started snowing too much in the afternoon, we skied the whole mountain a few times stopping here and there to discuss pie crusts, dig holes in the snow, and have snowball fights. Given Mallory had rentals, this was the only time I'll ever be able to catch up with her. I'd repeat that trip anytime.

We had discussed getting pie to celebrate Pi day. On the drive home, Mallory spotted homemade pie at a cafe to which I made a sudden backtrack going the wrong way down a one way street. We had to get pie! The cafe patrons in Sultan did not understand our enthusiasm.

And then progressed to the events for the big day... Congratulations Justin and Maggie!

I am so happy for them, and it was a terrific wedding. The location was unique--I'll remember looking across a busy street to patrons at Red Robin during the ceremony. The reception had class (of course, it deserves the "Justin Class" appointment). During the Hora, I had one responsibility: to make sure Maggie did not fall off the chair. I succeeded. After the reception, we went to Lucky Strike where Maggie went bowling in her wedding dress. She's so cool.

My pictures from the wedding are shared here.

On Sunday, I got to visit with nearly all of my friends. After church, I made apple crostata and friends spent time at my house hanging out. I really miss that. Afterwards, I saw Jeff and Sarah with Sadye, who was awake and ever so much cuter.

It was a terrific weekend. Not only are congratulations in order, but thanks to Justin and Maggie for bringing everyone together and making the weekend possible. Being away has let me be in my head for a while, and this weekend really helped me figure some things out.

Picture courtesy of Mallory: Brandon, Brad, and Tammy at the top of the Tye Mill run.
Picture courtesy of Mallory: Brandon and Mallory on the ski lift. 
Justin and Maggie preparing to take group photos.
Justin and Maggie enjoy their first dance at the wedding reception.

Posted at Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:48:25 GMT | Comments

01 Days Since Hit by Bus

A quick round of stories...

During my trip back to the U.S., my Jeep reached the 100,000 mile mark. Las week while I was in Redmond, my car reached the 100,000 mile mark. The car is fourteen years old, and I've driven 60,000 miles over the last 8 years.

Driving again was great, though I had to remember a number of differences between America and China:
  • Seatbelts are functional in America and must be worn.
  • The other side of a double-yellow lane is not a passing zone in America.
  • In America, it is not customary to honk at the car in front of you for not tailgating.
  • When pedestrians are in a sidewalk, it is not okay to aim directly for them and gun it.
Basically, driving in the U.S.A. is far less stressful than being a passenger or pedestrian in China. Yesterday, was too "exciting" for my taste. In the morning, as I was getting of the shuttle to work and crossing the street another bus turned the corner. I was halfway through the street and no obstacles when another bus turned the corner and started hurdling towards me. There was no break... it was all gas, and I was in the way. A surge of adrenaline hit, and I fortunately dodged the bus... only to be clipped by another bus later in the day. Here's a new goal for the year: "Do not get hit by another bus."
South Dakota State Seal Earlier this week, my mom was appointed as Deputy Secretary of State of South Dakota. What's cool about this is now everyone in her side of the family has held an elected or appointed office (Sheriff, County Treasurer, Director of Economic Development and International Trade, and now Deputy Secretary of State).

The news does mean she'll have to give up her nifty title, "Receptionist/Pistol Permit Administrator." That has amused me to no end.

Congratulations mom!
Thousands of renminbi (Chinese currency) I am donating to disaster relief in China. There's something disconcerting about carrying around thousands of dollars in cash, especially in a backpack. I needed to brings many thousands back with me so I could exchange it from renminbi and follow through with my commitment to match all of the donations from employees in my division towards disaster relief of the snow storms last month.

At the bank, I felt awkward taking so much cash out of a backpack until a man nearby upstaged me. He took what appeared to be almost $50,000 of U.S. cash out of a plastic grocery bag!!! He didn't strike me as the kind of person that easily comes across so much foreign cash. I remain perplexed.

The bank atmosphere reminded me of old banks from twenty years ago. I did not feel very comfortable there, and was happy to leave. I wonder how often bank robberies occur in China.

Posted at Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:14:39 GMT | Comments

Whistler Report: Best Trip Yet

Happy National Grammar Day!

I've been visiting the North American continent for the last week. It started with my favorite Whistler trip yet. Let me count the ways in which it was awesome:

  1. The weather was great--a little snow at the start and sunny through the end. The snow conditions kept up.
  2. No one injured themselves during this trip.
  3. A majority of us mixed things up by trying snowboarding. It was better than I imagined, yet I appreciated skiing the next day.
  4. We saw the World Cup races from the side of the course. Part of the race course was open for general skiing too.
  5. I was accompanied by terrific friends and reminded just how much I miss seeing them.

The worst part of the trip was leaving. Happily, the sixth annual Whistler trip is just a year away. Pictures from the Whistler trip are here.

The middle of the week was filled with meeting people all over Microsoft. I hadn't planned to look for a job, but it turned into a series of seed meetings to get teams to recruit me. Come to think of it, I was networking... I didn't know I could do that.

Of course the real plan was hide from Justin. Through much subterfuge he was convinced that I had returned to China. I was supposed to surprise him at Las Vegas for his bachelor party. There was a moment where I thought it unraveled as Justin left a phone at my house when I was supposed to be away. In the entry way was my unpacked suitcase, my passport, receipt for a Las Vegas show, and a printed out boarding pass. Fortunately, Justin was not observant (not destined to be a crime scene investigator). The surprise was pulled off perfectly.

And as Marc pointed out, Adam won a ridiculous amount of money off of Keno numbers I chose. He actually won several games with them. I choose the same numbers every time even though I don't play them. They are: 2, 4, 8, 16, 20, 23, 32, 40, 42, 64. Each number is meaningful, do you know why?

Check out the pictures from Justin's bachelor party.

The snowboarding group with our instructor on Whistler Mountain.
The group photo in front of La Rua, completing the annual tradition.
Jason, Brandon, Brad, and Tammy at the peak of Whistler Mountain.
Brandon, Brad, and Tammy taking the must have picture of the Big Red Express lift. Go Big Red!
Brandon, Brad, and Ben at the Women's Grand Slalom races of the World Cup with a racer passing by in the background.


Justin was picked up in a Limo, and then was surprised again when Brandon appeared in the Limo.The group that woke up by 10am for breakfast, at The Coffee House in Treasure Island. Here's where Adam won a lot from Brandon's Keno numbers.Justin, Brandon, Marc, and Josh hanging out with the borg at the Star Trek Experience.

Posted at Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:46:47 GMT | Comments

Two Months in China

So, I've now passed the day where I've spent two months in China. I've realized that I'm getting accustomed to being here. Some of the things that bothered me a lot at the beginning have started to fade. I am happy about what I'm getting out of moving here--namely, learning about an emerging market.

February 10th was the two month mark of my move to Shanghai, China. I've always been a world news fan. In high school, I won a scholarship from the National Honors Society for being knowledgeable of current events in the world. Given the viewpoint I have now, I was really insulated then. Then again, I can only imagine what people in China feel like with their only TV news source: CCTV. Interestingly, just to keep current on local happenings and things going on in America, I've had to rely on more news sources including Al Jazeera, CNN, Reuters, CCTV, New York Times, Shanghai Daily, Seattle Post-Intelligencer, and Xinhua.

So, if you're interested... here are some of my thoughts on world news from the perspective of China:

  • Inflation. Remember ECON 101 and how price fixing leads to supply shortages? Well, China is proving that experiment. Over the last year, inflation in China has spiked and has been as high as 7%. It hasn't reached hyper-inflation levels, but only because of price fixing. To raise prices on food requires permission from the government. One person was imprisoned for raising the price by of vegetables by 1 Yuan (about 13 cents).
      Price fixing on coal has helped steady electricity prices. Yet with the snow storm, coal is facing a shortage. Power plants are choosing shut down rather than lose money. This is exaggerating the snow storm effect. The inflation is being caused by booming economy and significant trade surplus. It's interesting that in U.S. the rhetoric is about negative impact of the trade deficit to the American worker, and here the trade surplus is having a significant economic impact to Chinese people. Interest rates are rising in China.
      And yes, I've seen the prices of food rising even during my short stay here. Welfare for Chinese citizens guarantees RMB 250 (around $35) a month. It's amazing that's enough to live on.
  • World Exchange Rates. U.S. news really only focuses on monetary policy from the U.S. Federal Reserve. Given the economic theory practiced in the U.S., it does a very good job at controlling inflation. I'd expect that to continue. The EU's central bank uses the same principles, but has stated it would be more aggressive than the U.S. Actions are showing the U.S. Fed is actually keeping pace on the 'who's more aggressive' contest. Both have the same principle that given a choice between low growth and low inflation, they would prefer low inflation. Governments in the EU would rather see high inflation, high growth... which doesn't make sense since they're already complaining about exchange rates with the U.S. Dollar.
       Meanwhile, interest rates in Asia are generally going up. Australia has had to keep pushing interest rates up. In New Zealand, they're approaching a crisis of not having enough workers--wages have been increasing for the last few quarters beyond a healthy pace.
       The impact of the mortgage crisis in the U.S. is pretty apparent. The weakening dollar is causing more and more countries to disengage (at least a little) from the U.S. economy. What that spells for U.S. dominance in the world economy reminds me a lot of Japan during the 90s. At that time, news reports were commonly discussing when Japan would overtake the U.S. in world economic dominance. Then the Asian financial crisis happened, and Japan stuttered. It really hasn't recovered that momentum, but then again Japan is still the world's second largest economy. I expect the U.S. to lose a lot of momentum, but given what I see China isn't really picking up any steam as a result. Eliminating deficit spending is really the only way the U.S. Dollar is going to regain its strength.
  • Environmentalism. In early January, China announced that it would eliminate plastic bags by June. Wow! That's a government action I support. I can't imagine the U.S. government or any state to make a change so bold and so swift. That's in the +1 category for China. I'm interested to see what other green changes they undertake. I hope they find ways to reduce coal and oil consumption.
  • Propaganda. When I first started watching CCTV, I thought this is great--the government gets things done and there isn't a crippling amount of political infighting. It didn't take too long to realize, this is just too positive. They're very good at presenting a controversial topic and presenting a dissenting view that ends up supporting the government. If I didn't have other news sources (a benefit I have because I can get past the Great Firewall of China on the Internet), I'd mostly be convinced.
      There are still moments when CCTV goes over the top. About the recent snow storm tragedy, it said "the one good thing to come of it was that it brought the people and the government closer together." I'm sorry, but that's bullshit. The government was terribly under-prepared (analogies with FEMA during Hurricane Katrina are apt). If ever there is a "Brave New World" kind of mantra, it's messages from the government to farmers to start preparing to plant crops. That message comes up many times in every newscast.
      So, even with the censorship, I'd still say the quality of news is better than the United States. When it comes to world news, there's a lot more of it. I feel like I know a lot more about Pakistan's woes now than if I had learned everything from U.S. news sources.
  • Social Services. I was surprised when I first came to hear debate in China about how to help retirees in the future. It was essentially the same debate that the U.S. is having about Social Security reform. They were talking about offering government reverse mortgages, which has the interesting drawback of only helping elderly in urban area. Rural citizens would not benefit... and there are a lot of rural citizens. It's probably the best sign that China is still not a first-world economy because the majority of the population is still working in first-sector labor (that's agriculture).
  • Worker's Rights. Perhaps the biggest news story that everyone discussed when I got here was a new labor law. It had the benefit of providing more holidays, but it also is a start for guaranteeing every worker certain rights. First, it requires that all workers are required to have employment contracts. Every worker is guaranteed vacation based on tenure at a company. What's surprising to me is how quickly the law came into place. As soon as it was announced, it started to take effect. This seems to be how many laws are enacted--they are announced, and then it takes time for the government to figure out how to enforce it. The enforcement isn't always done very well.
  • Protests. These definitely are not reported in the Chinese news. One actually took place in Xujiahui where I live. It was about the extension of the MagLev train to connect the existing one to Hongqiao Airport (it already connects to Pudong Airport). People are protesting because it would ruin their property values. They're also adding in concerns about "radiation" and health safety which is really bogus if you know anything about science, which I'll grant that many of these protesters probably aren't educated enough to realize that. If the MagLev train were under consideration in the U.S., progress would be quashed. How this continues will be interesting. The extension certainly couldn't happen in a democratic society.

Well, I think I've probably bored you enough with current events. This is the perspective I really wanted to get from being in China. I'm looking forward to learning more.


Posted at Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:30:41 GMT | Comments