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Name    

Brandon Bray                  

Reviewer

Bill Gates

Title

Parrot

Dept. Name  

Department of Efficiency              

Part 1. Performance Review and Planning

A. Evaluate Performance Against Objectives

  • List each performance objective in priority order
  • Beneath each performance objective summarize and rate results for this review period
  • Discuss specific reasons for the level of performance achieved on each objective, for example:
  • Personal factors (e.g., level of effort demonstrated, level of knowledge or skill demonstrated) that helped or hindered performance
  • Situational factors (e.g., resources, people, events) that helped or hindered performance
  • Give constructive suggestions for how performance could be improved

 

Very Important Project #1

EMPLOYEE’S EVALUATION AND RATING:

Project Executive VP was completed second ahead of schedule and implemented by utilizing my extensive defenestrating skills. Project Executive VP posed many challenging problems that I was able to overcome by laughing with my team members. By completing Project Executive VP, the coding process is now faster and easier.

REVIEWER’S EVALUATION AND RATING:

I was impressed with Brandon's performance on this project. I felt that excellent judgment was exercised and the results were stupendous.

Even More Important Project #2

EMPLOYEE’S EVALUATION AND RATING:

The most terrific part of my job is keeping the chickens writing on an ongoing basis. This requires chatting as well as excellent shouting.

REVIEWER’S EVALUATION AND RATING:

Brandon has definitely met my expectations in this area. Chickens are writing smoothly.

B. Identify Performance Plan for Next Review Period

  • List 5-7 specific, measurable performance objectives in priority order for the next review period
  • Identify keys to success for achieving each objective, for example:
  • Resources, tools, or other kinds of support
  • Training or development needs
  • Performance objectives should be mutually agreed upon by employee and manager
  • If you are a manager, objectives should cover your contribution to your group or organization, as well as your individual contribution
  • If you are a senior manager, include steps you are taking to understand and value diversity in your organization

EMPLOYEE’S PLAN:

  • This review period I will achieve a PhD
  • I will decrease costs for my group by $435934982
  • I will strive to be promoted to President

REVIEWER’S COMMENTS:

My expectations are high for Brandon. I want to see all of these goals completed early in this next review period, so we can add additional goals over the next 6 months.

 C. Identify and Discuss Strengths and Weaknesses

  • In this section, the employee should briefly evaluate his/her competencies:
  • Strengths or personal assets (e.g., attributes, skills, knowledge, experience) that can be leveraged for career development
  • Current weaknesses or personal liabilities (e.g., attributes, skills, knowledge, experience) that may limit career development
  • The Microsoft Competency and Career Development Tool provides a list of 29 competencies that can be very helpful in identifying and articulating strengths and weaknesses.

EMPLOYEE’S COMMENTS:

I am friendly, cheerful, and famous, although at times my performance could be enhanced if I were not maniacal, evil, and zealous.

REVIEWER’S COMMENTS:

Brandon needs to spend some time working on these weaknesses. We will do a peer review to see what progress is made as the review period continues.

Employee Overall Rating (employee’s opinion of the overall rating):                  

42

Reviewer Overall Rating

101